Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Sunshine Shoals' Most Discreet Midnight Loader Scores Big

Unemployed landscaper Condo Carl Rodriguez realized that selling "premium" reclaimed swamp water to desperate golf courses during drought seasons was a brilliant scam. With a rusty water truck and some official-looking documentation, he was charging $1,182 per tanker load of glorified ditch water.