Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

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Underground Antiquities Market Nets Lucky Lenny $1,419

Lucky Lenny Thompson, a former golf course maintenance worker, discovered he could make more money selling premium fertilizer "acquired" from the country club's storage shed to local marijuana growers than he ever did trimming greens. His discreet side business generated a steady $1,419 $1,200 weekly, with none of the back-breaking lawn work.