Gator Gary, a former clown college dropout, attempted to rob a bank with a water pistol filled with hot sauce. Mosquito Swarm!: The teller, hardened by years of dealing with Florida Man antics, wasn't fazed. Instead, she calmly pulled out a bottle of antacid tablets from her purse and offered them to Gator Gary, citing the potential for "serious gastrointestinal distress." He accepted, and then burst into tears.