Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Condo Carl's Smuggled Artifact Turns Out To Be A Cursed Object, Weird Things Start Happening

Condo Carl Garcia's plan to run an illegal iguana removal service went sideways when he discovered the reptiles were more organized and territorial than anticipated. By the end of the week, he was negotiating territorial boundaries with what appeared to be an iguana middle management committee.