Monday, April 27, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret" — Est. 1987 — Sunshine Shoals, Florida
Sunshine Shoals, Florida Vol. XXXIX · No. 117 Price: Free (Stolen copies extra)
BREAKING:
Sunshine Shoals Man Arrested For Teaching Gators To Open Car Doors Local Strip Mall Now 40% Bail Bonds Shops, Mayor Calls It Economic Growth Hurricane Season Prep: Residents Line Up For Last Case Of Beer At Publix Stolen Airboat Found In Wendy's Drive-Through, Engine Still Running City Budget Shortfall Blamed On Missing Funds, Missing Accountant, And Missing Accountant's Boat Python Removal Hotline Accidentally Connected To Pizza Delivery For Three Weeks, Nobody Noticed Retired Con Artist Wins Citizen Of The Year Award, Acceptance Speech Under Investigation New Condo Development Promises Ocean Views, Built Six Miles Inland Local Man's Insurance Claim For Gator Damage Denied After Gator Provides Alibi Tourist Trap Gift Shop Achieves New Record: Zero Accurate Florida Facts Per Square Foot